The Upright Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Butker is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Butker kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
75%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Butker, Butker, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.