The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
- Butker finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
77%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Butker drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.