The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- A mysterious flag erases Butker's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
84%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Butker, Butker, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.