The Hamstring Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Butker's stadium. Only over Butker.
78%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Butker's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.