The Late Scratch Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Butker attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
79%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Butker, Butker, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.