The Shank Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- The broadcast shows Butker on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Butker gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
90%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Butker, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.