The Doink Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Butker is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
86%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Butker drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.