The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Butker's stadium. Only over Butker.
- Butker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Butker, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Kenneth Walker III
- Rashee Rice
- Patrick Mahomes
- Travis Kelce
- Brandon Aubrey
- Josh Downs
- Emmett Johnson
- Cameron Dicker
- Xavier Worthy
- Jason Myers
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- Cam Little
FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.