The Doink Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“A mysterious flag erases Butker's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Butker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Butker, Butker, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.