The Doink Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Butker trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- The broadcast shows Butker on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
76%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Butker drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.