The Mystery Tweak Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Butker is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
85%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Butker, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.