The Shank Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Ref: "Number Butker, that's a flag." Butker: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
72%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Butker's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.