The Snap Count Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Butker tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
88%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Butker's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.