The Phantom Flag Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Butker trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Butker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Butker drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.