The Doink Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Ref: "Number Butker, that's a flag." Butker: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Butker will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
78%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Butker, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.