The Phantom Flag Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Butker kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
72%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Butker, Butker, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.