The Mystery Tweak Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Butker is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Butker attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
73%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Butker drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.