The Phantom Flag Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Butker sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
91%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Butker, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.