The Hamstring Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Butker's stadium. Only over Butker.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- A mysterious flag erases Butker's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Butker is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
83%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Butker scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.