The Snap Count Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Ref: "Number Butker, that's a flag." Butker: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
- Butker will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
78%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Butker drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.