The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Butker is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Butker tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
78%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Butker, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.