The Doink Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Ref: "Number Moody, that's a flag." Moody: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Moody is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
90%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Moody drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.