The Snap Count Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Moody finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
73%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Moody's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.