The Doink Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- Moody hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
76%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Moody's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.