The Late Scratch Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Moody is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Moody will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
73%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Moody, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.