The Phantom Flag Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Moody's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
74%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Moody's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.