The Doink Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Moody goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
73%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Moody's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.