The Late Scratch Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- Moody will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
82%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Moody's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.