The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Moody hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
88%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Moody's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.