The Wind Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Moody. Moody does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Moody is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
86%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Moody scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.