The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Moody trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Moody gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Moody's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.