The Phantom Flag Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Moody trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
76%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Moody, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.