The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Moody makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
73%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Moody's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.