The Late Scratch Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Moody gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Moody's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.