The Doink Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- The broadcast shows Moody on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
78%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Moody drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.