The Upright Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Moody will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
90%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Moody's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.