The Wind Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Moody goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
83%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Moody, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.