The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Moody kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
81%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Moody, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.