The Shank Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Moody's stadium. Only over Moody.
74%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Moody's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.