The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Moody trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Ref: "Number Moody, that's a flag." Moody: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Moody gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Moody's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.