The Wide Left Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Moody is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- Moody is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
85%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Moody, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.