The Phantom Flag Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Moody goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
81%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Moody, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.