The Upright Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- Moody scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
72%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Moody's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.