The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Moody is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
72%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Moody drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.