The Wide Left Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Moody is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
86%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Moody, Moody, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.