The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Moody. Moody does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
90%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Moody drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.