The Snap Count Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Moody gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
82%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Moody's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.