The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cleveland Browns
Cleveland Browns defense
“The Browns will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Cleveland Browns defense's week
- The Browns defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Browns defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
90%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Browns's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Andre Szmyt
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FAQ
How do I curse Cleveland Browns defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cleveland Browns defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cleveland Browns defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.