The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cleveland Browns
Cleveland Browns defense
“The Browns defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Cleveland Browns defense's week
- The Browns defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Browns defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
80%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Browns drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cleveland Browns defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cleveland Browns defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cleveland Browns defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.