The Phantom Flag Hex of Cleveland Browns
Cleveland Browns defense
“The Browns defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Cleveland Browns defense's week
- The Browns will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Browns defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
79%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Browns, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Quinshon Judkins
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- KC Concepcion Jr.
- Dylan Sampson
- Denzel Boston
- Jerry Jeudy
- Shedeur Sanders
- Malachi Corley
- Deshaun Watson
- Andre Szmyt
- Blake Whiteheart
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Cleveland Browns defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cleveland Browns defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cleveland Browns defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.